Introducing Perfect Pressure Radio

It’s our pleasure to introduce Perfect Pressure Radio, a new source for ambient, study, relaxation and meditation music and music videos.
You can expect a variety of sounds to emerge from the up-and-coming Perfect Pressure Radio Music library, as we produce and release new innovative, dynamic albums for your pleasure.
The accompanying music videos will transport you to new worlds and bliss and happiness.

And now, a word from the Manager, Music Director and On-air personality of Perfect Pressure Radio, Harmonious Ceph.

Ahoy Music Lovers! 🐙🎶

“Greetings, landlubbers! I’m Harmonious Ceph, the grooviest cephalopod this side of the Milky Way! Brace yourselves for the most tentacular music experience of your lives – Perfect Pressure Radio, the station that the kiddies call K.P.E.R

The Cosmic Calling 🌌

It all started when I received a cosmic call from the funky folks at Fueled by Purple Records. Vertigo and Aria Chablis King (a.k.a. Baby Girl) were on a mission to bring forth the “Purple Reign” – an era of aural bliss!
Now, I’m all for spreading good vibes, but let’s be real, those two are a few tentacles short of a full octopus. Vitamin D deficiency from living on the dark side of the moon, I’m guessing!

A Rebel with a Cause 🎸

But what they didn’t plan for is that this cephalopod is no pushover!
Oh nooooo! I’m a free-spirited ceph, and I won’t be pigeonholed into playing just one label’s tunes if that’s what they were thinking. And it was of course. That’s why I had to sit them down and give them the news that I’ll also be spinning tracks from Bloody Red Records, the rebel label that is backed by Apollyon Industries. They’re the resistance, you see, fighting against the Purple Reign agenda. It’s a cosmic clash of the titans, and I’m the helpless DJ caught in the crossfire! Someone send me a life raft!!
But all kidding aside; I’m thrilled to be here, and I plan on having a lot of fun while I shake things up!

A Kaleidoscope of Sounds 🎵

For example, who says Perfect Pressure Radio has to be all ambient and meditative, and “Let’s send everyone to La La Land?”
What do they expect me to do? Put all of my listeners to sleep?
I’m not all brains, but that doesn’t sound like a great business model to me.
Sure, I’ll help you relax and study, but when you need to let loose, I’ve got the rock, pop, fusion jams, and even some heavy metal to get your tentacles thrashing!
Ahhhh! Look out! Just don’t get so crazy that you give eight people black eyes all at once!
Those that know me already understand that I refuse to be limited.
Heck. I even plan on releasing a bunch of albums under the banner of “Perfect Pressure Radio Presents…..”
How many radio stations do you know that take that extra step of sheer lunacy?
I’m just telling you right now that I can’t be controlled. I once wore a glass bottle that I found as a hat for 3 years. So, fair warning! You’ll be wasting your time if you try.
So why did Vertigo and Baby Girl call on me in the first place?
I don’t know. Probably my ability to work with electricity underwater, is my best guess.
Or maybe it was just my striking good looks. Aquatics do tell me that I actually really do look more like a squid in the jawbone area. So, who knows?
In either case, they quickly learned that I may be soft on the outside, but hard-headed to the core!

An Intergalactic Adventure 🚀

Speaking of hard-headed, let me tell you about my intergalactic trip to Earth. It was a total blowfish, but I made it and have finished building my secret pirate radio station off the coast of California.
Do you know how hard it is to accomplish something like that? It’s not like I can just order parts from your internet and have them delivered.
I had to coordinate with many of my Intergalactic friend to fly in the parts that I needed using their hyper sonic transport crafts.
I even saw some of them on the nightly news. Confused humans called them “Tic-Tacs”, which I guess is some kind of sweet consumable of some sort. I’ve never tried one, but I looked them up on the internet and they are soooooo tiny. I can’t see how they are even worth the time.
This is what one of them looks like. I just don’t get it.

Anyway. I’m getting off track, but that thing is just sooooo tiny.

On the other hand, the ships that brought in my supplies for building the K.P.E.R. radio station are much larger at around 40 feet long. That’s maybe the size of a bus! They can hold a lot of equipment and they can move at incredible speeds due to the electro-magnetic forces of the Earth that they harness to propel themselves.
It made really quick work of the radio station’s construction.
And of course, I could not do it alone. As much as it pains me, I must give props to those who helped me.
We also brought in a team of Cuttulian Installers to help build it.
Luckily some of them are stationed on the moon and have a business headquartered in Xeva City, where Vertigo and Baby Girl live.
They used them a few times to fix some problems at the Fueled by Purple Records headquarters; like when their gravity control systems where on the fritz.
They even warned me about them. But I really had no other choice.
They weren’t lying to me though. Those unpredictable cuttlefish do indeed come with some problems of their own of course. They always seem to be late, and their work really needs to be double checked. But that’s what you get for hiring workers without imposable thumbs, I guess.
Some of them actually came from my home planet, so it was nice to be able to share some time with them despite their shortcomings.

Harmonious Ceph’s Symphonic Emporium 🎻

But I will admit that all of the headaches have been worth it!
I’m here to share my passion for new music and encourage you all to maybe become musicians yourselves! Believe me. It’s a blast!
That’s why I’ve created “Harmonious Ceph’s Symphonic Emporium” – a space for musical exploration and adventure!

Join my Free Fan Club to stay in the loop, score some perks, and maybe even contribute to the online music museum that I will be building. Musical adventure awaits, my friends, and I’ll be your trusty hard-headed guide!
I promise that for some of you, it will change your lives forever.

Now this is important. Find a special place to keep all of the following fun links, join the lists, and find your place in the world of Perfect Pressure Radio, Fueled by Purple Records, and Bloody Red Records.

Now, batten down the hatches and get ready to ride the waves of Perfect Pressure Radio! This is just the beginning, and I, Harmonious Ceph, your humble host, will be seeing you wherever you can find me!
Now let’s make some noise!”

Harmonious Ceph Fan Club

Perfect Pressure Radio – YouTube

Harmonious Ceph’s Symphonic Emporium

Fueled by Purple Records

Aria Chablis King Website

Aria Chablis King YouTube Channel